What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 11:55
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Tea ?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
Me : Sure.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : I don't drink
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Thank you.
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : No
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
He : Then let's have some coffee
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
What was something you did naughty with your cousin?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : I'm 24.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!